Once upon time, there was a young man named Moose. Moose lives in Zanarkand. Moose really likes playing game called "Blitzball". And he really likes to make promises Anyhow, he has to go into match, but people loves him so, that they won't even let him to stadium. After struggling with fans, he manages to get to the stadium, and sometime later, the game begins... In middle of the game, huge monster attacks to Zanarkand. Mysterious man tries to offer it some booze, so it would go away. But monster barely notices this man. It starts to tear city to pieces. Moose notices monster while making one of his special moves in that game, and falls. After regaining his memory, he notices this mysterious man, and names him Auron. [He's a really annoying kid, needs some teaching. One hour might be enough...] "Auron" goes ahead, and Moose follows him. Suddenly, Moose starts to hallucinate, and sees random little kid, who tells Moose that he shouldn't cry. he wakes up, and catches "Auron". Then, some small monsters attack them. Moose tries to fight with them un-armed, but fails... [He's pathetic...] But then, "Auron" sees that he is pathetic enough, and gives him a sword. Moose charges at those monsters again, and fails... [Sigh...] Then, "Auron" cheers him up, and joins him. They fight for a while, and manages to get to bigger monster. Moose gets pissed. It seems that Moose really likes his town. [Or he is just retard.] After beating it, they get into trouble. They're surrounded by monsters! But "Auron" is smart [And strong and awesome...], and solves it. They break up weird tanker, and it blows up, collapsing one building on to that bridge they're on. They run over collapsing building, and "Auron" manages to get to the other side easily... But Moose... He barely manages to grab from the edge, and starts shouting "Auron!". "Auron" asks monster something, and grabs Moose from his shirt. ["Auron", punch him!] They both get engulfed by mysterious light. Before that, "Auron" says: "This is your story, it all begins here." After that, Moose starts to hallusinate again... Finally he wakes up, in middle of nowhere... He starts to shout "Auron" again... [I guess that he is so pathetic, and needs help from "Auron"...] Nobody answers to him. So he decides to swim towards temple that is ahead. after some swimming, he manages to get to other side, and runs towards temple. Bridge collapses under him, and he falls to water. He faces 3 fish monsters in there. he somehow manages to kill two of them. Then, huge monsters attacks, and eats remaining monster. Then, it attacks Moose. Moose pisses monster off, and it starts to chase him. He almost gets eaten by that monster. But he barely manages to get inside one part of that temple. After a while inside, he gets cocky, and wants fire. Moment later, he manages to get fire... but then, he wants food... [What next? Room-service?] After short while, he loses it, and starts talking with fire. And then, monster attacks him. He almost dies, when group of stangers attack inside. one of them help him out. After monster is killed, these strangers decide to kill him. [DO IT!] But the one who helped Moose, says something, and they just knock him out. Moose wakes up. He is on a deck of strange ship. And strangers starts beating him. Few others comes to the deck. And then Moose figures it out. They took him as a slave. Strange guy gives him orders and Moose don't understand him. Then, Moose just jumps to off the ship. Moose decides to follow the cutest person inside old facility. [He is really horny, i see...] They found something horrible. And possible reason why that facility is under water. People in that facility used Windows, and bluescreen is still on. They manages to get inside, and then, they start beating things up [Good old russian way to fix things], and manages to get lights on. When they are on their way out, They get attacked by octopus-like monster. They barely manages to kill it, and they escape facility. Moose goes back to the ship, and he doesn't get anything, even though he helped them. Someone throws him some food as reward, and that's it, they forget him there. But then, ship gets attacked. Strangers come out, and starts shouting "SIN!" That is the only word Moose figured out. But he decides to jump. Moose hopes that he might get back to his home. But no, he just starts to hallucinate again. Moose wakes up. [Again... How many times he has planned to pass out?] He is floating in the water in some sort of paradise. Suddelnly, his head gets hitten by something. He dazes a moment, and notices something familiar. Blitzball! He kicks it back at the direction it came. After that, he swims to the shore. He gets surrounded by a blitzball team. They ask who he plays for. Moose says "Zanarkand Abes" proudly. Blitzball team members start to look each others. Then, Moose starts making explanations. They bought it. Captain of that team introduces himself. His name is Wakka. [Wakka? what kinda name is that? Hmm... Doesn't Pacman say something like that? wakawakawaka?] And then, Moose starts to whine again. He's hungry. Wakka finishes his job at beach, and tells everyone to get back to the village. They're going to the village. Wakka says to Moose that we should go this way. They go to a cliff. Moose looks down and sees a some sort of lake. Then, Wakka pushes him down, [WOO! GO, WAKKA GO!] and jumps after him. They start swimming to the village. Suddenly, Wakka tries to rape Moose. [Eewwwww... *screen goes black*] After a while, they manage to get near to the village. Wakka starts telling things about his past. Then, they go to the village. Wakka gives Moose quick directions in there. Then, Moose goes to one Crusaders Lodge. There, Moose asks that what Crusaders are. One of them starts telling about crusaders. That they have fought against Sin for 800 years and so on. Then Moose goes "WTF?" [He has a point there... creepy, i agree with him.] He quickly flees from there, before they get mad at him, and goes to the temple. Inside the temple, Moose sees Huge statues, and some villagers praying at them. Moose decides to imitate them. Old geezer at temple asks who are you? Moose says that same thing he says at beach. And he thinks a minute, and says the same excuse. Everybody boughts him, and goes back to praying. And then he notices stairs between statues, and tries to go there, but old man says "No". He goes out of temple. And then he goes to Wakka's home. He is tired, and he needs to take a nap. Wakka says that he can take a nap on his bed. [What is wrong with these guys... Just... Ewww...] Moose wakes up. [sigh...] Wakka is gone. Moose decides to go into temple again. In temple, he sees Wakka and old geezer talking. They mention something like about summoner been at trials over a day. Moose asks more about this summoner. Wakka mentions it to be young, nice lady. Moose rushes into cloister of trials at the same second, explaining that she might be in danger. [Really, he's just... horny as hell...] After messing up in trials, Wakka catches him, and they decide to go all the way, since he has gone so far already. When they get to the end of it, one of the summoners guardians start to complain to Wakka. And another [Mix of blue lion and human? I don't want to know this guys past... Ewwww...] just keep staring at the chamber summoner is at the moment. Summoner suddenly comes out. She almost fells, but another guardian rushes to save her, and manages to catch her in time. Soon after that, they go out of the temple. Everybody celebrates. Moose wonders what is going on. Then, summoner starts to dance. Moose watches in total awe. Suddenly, some lights go up to the sky, and soon, a strange looking bird comes down. Moose doesn't know what to do. Then, in evening. Wakka introduces Moose to his team. Name of the team is Besaid Aurochs. Wakka does the excuse for him. Then, Moose notices the summoner in front of one house, talking with few villagers. He goes there, and Summoner comes to him. Summoner introduces herself as Yuna. Soon, Moose gets tired, and he passes out. Moose wakes up.[...] He notices that he is in Crusaders lodge. He hears someone talking. He goes to the door. He sees Wakka and another guardian talking. He hears that Wakka is yet another guardian, and anothers name is Lulu. Soon, Wakka walks to the Crusaders Lodge. They start playing cards. After some playing, Wakka mentions his money trouble. But then, Moose says that he owes him a lot. Wakka smiles a bit, and goes to his house. [Phew...] Moose goes back to sleep. Moose wakes up. [Why... Why... *headdesk*] He goes out of Crusaders lodge. He sees Wakka and Lulu. Wakka gives him a new sword. Moose is exited, and almost hits Wakka with it. Then, Yuna comes from the temple, and they head to the beach. On the way to the beach, that furry guardian attacks Moose. It almost kills Moose, but Wakka comes between them and saves Moose. Along the way they kill some monsters, and Moose almost gets killed again. They manage to get to the beach. Half of the village is there, and they give lots of gifts to Yuna. Then Wakka suddenly tells Moose that they are going for Yuna's pilgrimage, and in Luca, they take part in blitzball tournament. Moose gets excited, and goes to the ship. On board, Moose gets bored soon. He wants something to do. He starts bothering one man. He's very skilled at that thing. Then, Moose steals that man's binoculars. And of course, he's really horny man... Lulu gets pissed, and Moose escapes inside the ship. There, he gets mad at himself, and in frustration, he starts kicking one box. After hiding there for a while, he goes back to the deck. There, he goes talk to Yuna again. They talk for a minute, and then, Sin attacks the ship. Moose jumps off the ship, hoping that he would get back home. But Wakka comes to the rescue. Wakka takes Moose back to the ship, and Sin is gone. It's headed to one village nearby. People of that village, they are in trouble. Sin starts to tear houses and bridges and pretty much everything apart, and a lots of people dies. Sin goes off, and ship manages to get to the dock. In village, Aurochs gets job quickly. And Yuna goes to make sending. She walks on water, [Jesus WTF?!] and starts dancing. Moose looks it in total awe. Even though he never realized what was happening. After that, they go to sleep into a inn, that managed to survive Sin's attack. To be continued...? © 2007 Jipostus, a.k.a. Fogrotten |
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